Corny jokes will be the death of me
"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"
Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies
For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
I just want to point out one thing here: When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
"No, but I broke a nail crawling out of Hell."